If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
Steven WrightWhy doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Steven WrightWhen an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?
Steven WrightTags: humor
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Steven WrightIf the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Steven WrightWhose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
Steven WrightIf man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Steven WrightHow do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
Steven WrightI almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Steven WrightTags: humor-relationships
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
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