I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic," she told me drunkenly.

Tara Sivec

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It was like the day the stick turned pink, her lady bits put up a giant "Out of Business" sign. Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.

Tara Sivec

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Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough

Tara Sivec

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