I smell panic," said Serge. "These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation.
Tim DorseyTags: hammerhead-ranch-motel
Belong to a religion? Doesn't bother me if you do, as long as it's not one that says to stop thinking and be loud about it.
Tim DorseyTags: serge-storms-religion
Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!
Tim DorseyTags: serge-storms-god-religion
Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must
Tim DorseyTags: power
I'm getting a diamond-hard boner just thinking about it.
Tim DorseyTags: boners-erections
Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.
Tim DorseyTags: fight fighting tim-dorsey
Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them.
Tim DorseyTags: life dreams life-lessons tim-dorsey
Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.
Tim DorseyTags: growing-up family popularity-tim-dorsey
I realize the congressman isn't in. I want you to deliver this message to him personally: Tell him to shut his goddamn mouth!... I know we're working behind the scenes to protect the oil company from its victims. That's exactly why he needs to go mute. Those were the strict ground rules from the beginning of his term: no press conferences, no interviews except Fox, and sit like a silent lump in the committee... Because he's fucking stupid! And I'm not going to let him throw this away! Do you have any idea how hard it was to get a moron like that elected?
Tim DorseyTags: pineapple-grenade
The television was on Florida Cable News. A gray-haired man behind the anchor desk reported near tragedy at a state motor vehicle office, where a man who had failed the eye exam pulled a gun and fired fifteen shots at the staff, hitting nobody.
Tim DorseyTags: humor
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