I'm fresh out of fucks to give.
Tucker MaxWAKE UP! WE'RE LATE FOR DRINKING!!
Tucker MaxThe general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".
Tucker MaxTags: humor intelligence florida
The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of the conventional wisdom is not only wrong, it's a lie told to us by people who want to control us. It doesn't help us, it helps them. Pretty much everything we're told as children (and adults, really) by the established power structures in our lives are made up fairytales us to reinforce that control: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy, fat-free frozen dinners, religion, and metering lights on the highway--the list goes on
Tucker MaxTags: god
Earl "The Goat" Manigault was probably the greatest basketball player of all time, but Michael Jordan is universally regarded as the best ever. This is because The Goat only did it at Rucker Park, while Michael did it where it mattered: in front of the world.
Tucker MaxTags: abilities performing jordan
... the devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for ...
Tucker MaxTags: temptation the-devil
Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
Tucker MaxTags: hate
... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
Tucker MaxIf people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
Tucker MaxNo one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
Tucker MaxTags: living judging figuring-things-out
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