The most expensive sex is free sex

Woody Allen

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No, no, because she's a mental adolescent, and being romantic,
she has a death wish.

So, for a brief moment of passion,she completely abandons all responsibilities.

Woody Allen

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How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.

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Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight.

Woody Allen

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Go ahead — walk into the propeller.

Woody Allen

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Human happiness does not seem to have been included in the design of creation. It is only we with our capacity to love that fives meaning to the indifferent universe, and yet most human beings seem to have the ability to keep trying and even to find joy from simple things.

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Marshall McLuhan predicted books would become art objects at some point. He was right.

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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?

Woody Allen

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Leggo per legittima difesa.

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David: And you think it can just evaporate? Even if at one time they loved one another?
Marx: That's one of the sad truths of existence. Nothing in this world is permanent. Even the characters created by the great Shakespeare will, in millions of years, cease to exist—when the universe runs its course and the lights go out.

Woody Allen

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