Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Woody AllenOn the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Woody AllenIt seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody AllenI can't fight.
I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.
Tags: absurd
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
Woody AllenTags: absurd
If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.
Woody AllenTags: religion
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
Woody AllenTags: humor
It's about Russia.
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