I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

Woody Allen

Mots clés absurd



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If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.

Woody Allen

Mots clés religion



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I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

Woody Allen

Mots clés humor



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It's about Russia.

Woody Allen


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These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks, he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks, Freud would let you treat him, and that included a choice of any two vegetables. Thirty dollars an hour! Fifty dollars an hour! The Kaiser only got twelve and a quarter for being Kaiser! And he had to walk to work! And the length of treatment! Two years! Five years! If one of us couldn’t cure a patient in six months we would refund his money, take him to any musical revue and he would receive either a mahogany fruit bowl or a set of stainless steel carving knives. I remember you could always tell the patients Jung failed with, as he would give them large stuffed pandas.

Woody Allen

Mots clés humor



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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen


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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Woody Allen

Mots clés humor reading speed-reading tolstoy



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I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

Woody Allen

Mots clés self-deprecating woody-allen



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