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“The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that…”

“I’d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that…”

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”