Don't bruise the Foo!

“You sure about this writer thing son?”

“That's it, said Cavuto. You're too much of a nerd to be gay. I'm contacting the…”

“You are my desire.Eating your luscious love thoughtsMy Junk Just Dropped Off”

“bet he was myrrh,” said Josh. “Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he …”