Don't bruise the Foo! Autore: Christopher Moore Copy Quote More from Christopher Moore “Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the …” “You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.” “Theophilus Crowe wrote bad free-verse poetry and played a jimbai drum while sit…” “It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it…”