Merlin’s beard.

“And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard…”

“Well, I dreamed I was playing Quidditch the other night,' said Ron, screwing up…”

“Well, obviously, she's feeling very sad, because of Cedric dying. Then I expect…”

“If only the hat had mentioned a house for people who felt a bit queasy, that wo…”