Merlin’s beard.

“Voldemort,” said Riddle softly, “is my past, present, and future, Harry Potter.…”

“Listeners, that brings us to the end of another Potterwatch. We don’t know when…”

“Well, hello, Peter,” said Lupin pleasantly, as though rats frequently erupted i…”

“Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go.”