There commenced an epic snit.

“I am a stranger in a strange town, and the man standing beside me has just remo…”

“Summer here comes on like a zaftig hippie chick, jazzed on chlorophyll and flin…”

“Cynicism is overrated, and far too easy. In small doses, cynicism--like irony--…”

“It (a singer's voice) sounds as if it was aged in a whiskey cask, cured in an O…”