There commenced an epic snit.

“I am a stranger in a strange town, and the man standing beside me has just remo…”

“I deserve a swift kick in the shorts for all the times I've stubbornly wound my…”

“Sleeping in the same bed with someone to whom you can admit your failings is a …”

“It (a singer's voice) sounds as if it was aged in a whiskey cask, cured in an O…”