You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

“A month went by quickly. It didn't want to hang around.”

“Any ignorant fool can fail to turn someone else into a frog. You have to be cle…”

“He couldn't remember having been seventeen; it was something that must have hap…”

“He moved on, in the centre of a widening circle. He wasn't an enemy, he was a n…”