Sara held up a hand. 'How exactly did you "decline" his offer?'
'By slitting his throat.
Tags: amusing elena dmitri sara angel-s-blood
But we're a university! We have to have a library!" said Ridcully. "It adds tone. What sort of people would we be if we didn't go into the library?"
"Students," said Senior Wrangler morosely.
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Other people say: hold on, if he's carrying the entire universe in a sack, right, that means he's carrying himself and the sack inside the sack, because the universe contains everything. Including him. And the sack, of course. Which contains him and the sack already. As it were.
To which the reply is: well?
Think of the most fussy science teacher you ever had. The one who docked your grade if the sixth decimal place in your answer was rounded incorrectly; who tucked in his periodic table T-shirt, corrected every student who said "weight" when he or she meant "mass", and made everyone, including himself, wear goggles even while mixing sugar water. Now try to imagine someone whom your teacher would hate for being anal-retentive. That is the kind of person who works for a bureau of standards and measurement.
Sam KeanTags: humor inspirational revenge humour funny happy anger malediction amusing strife
Bruce ate a mouthful of eggs and meditated. 'I wonder how many of the great heroes of history would turn out to be a slow runner, if you ever investigated the circumstances.
Barbara MichaelsTags: amusing
Love Rocks The De La Cruz's World
P.T. MaciasTags: love romance fun erotic thriller lovers amusing hot sexy exciting spicy
His fingers lightly grazed my cheek. "I didn't know you before. When you're not there, I can't concentrate. I'm wondering where you are, what you're doing...if you're there and I can see you, I can see you, I can focus. I know it's crazy, but that's how it is."
"And crazy is exactly the way I like it," I said, leaning up to kiss his lips.
"Obviously," America muttered under breath.
Tags: love humour funny crazy amusing beautiful-disaster
I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust people who pick up the ball all the time when they play football.
Terry PratchettTags: americans soccer amusing
You've been four of the dearest, sweetest, goodest girls who ever went together through college,' averred Aunt Jamesina, who never spoiled a compliment by misplaced economy.
L.M. MontgomeryTags: amusing
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