Gordian pays you to sleep with unicorn hunters. That's the definition of a whore.
Diana PeterfreundTags: amusing spoiler ascendant
Mr. Blank's old friend is acting up again, and because our hero is no longer wearing the cotton trousers and underpants and is quite naked under the pajama bottoms, there is no barrier to prevent Mr. Bigshot from bounding out through the slit and poking his head into the light of day.
Paul AusterTags: amusing
He sat staring before him, seeing nothing but a long line of Mortimers, inexhaustable and prolific to the end of time.
Edith PargeterHad they both become unwilling participants in some sort of mad scientist’s chemistry experiment to combine Man A with Woman B to see how quickly they’d combust?
Bella AndreTags: romance amusing never-too-hot
I cried because I was so beautiful.
Victoria KannI'm familiar with the myth, I'm merely surprised that a female
would be familiar with the classics."
"You must have a very limited experience with my sex," Alexandra
said, surprised. "My grandfather said most women are every bit as
intelligent as men."
She saw his eyes take on the sudden gleam of suppressed laughter
and assumed, mistakenly, that he was amused by her assessment of
female intelligence rather than her remark about his inexperience
with women.
Tags: funny historical-romance amusing woman-power
I'm sorry if me being turned on turns you on.
Kirsty MoseleyTags: angel amusing liam turned-on kirsty-moseley
I’m not panicking. I’m watching you panic. It’s more entertaining.
Lois McMaster BujoldTags: panic amusing don-t-panic
and let's face it, the French Army couldn't beat a girls hockey team
Bill BrysonApril 43rd 2000
Today is the day of great triumph. There is a king of Spain. He has been found at last. That king is me. I only discovered this today. Frankly, it all came to me in a flash.
Tags: insanity madness sad amusing
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