I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent marker and sneak over and write underneath it "so does cot death".
Tim MinchinTags: humor sarcasm spirituality relativism black-humor grumpiness
When he picked out the [gravesite] plot, my father had joked that he was moving, at last, to the suburbs.
Marco RothTags: family black-humor
Also," Nick added curtly, "I'm sorry about your face."
Jamie looked over his shoulder, and touched the demon's mark crawling along his jaw with the back of his hand. "Sorry about saving all our lives by doing something you had to do?"
"Oh no," Nick said blandly, "I just meant, you know. Generally."
Jamie stared at him, shocked, and laughed. It was a real laugh, helpless and sweet, and Mae memorized it in case he died. Jamie by the river at dawn, laughing.
Tags: siblings demons black-humor
Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When they had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving them an order.
Apollo was telling them to be brave.
Athena was telling them to be in love.
Now people hear a commercial for sour cream potato chips and rush out to buy.
Tags: consumerism black-humor
A gurgling chuckle came from behind him; Jonas had heard it often enough to know that it signified something as close to laughter as the creature ever got. “Yet you believe those things won’t come if you serve your Lord? You know what they say about the road to Hell, Judas.
Kaine AndrewsTags: irony black-humor ioudas
C’mon, sweetness. You don’t have to run. I won’t hurt you.”
A pause, as though he was contemplating.
“Much.” he amended, punctuating this last with a high-pitched tittering laugh that seemed to settle at the base of her neck like a giant insect, making her grind her teeth.
Tags: cruel taunting black-humor woken
The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.
Yahtzee CroshawTags: death comedy apocalypse black-humor
I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but none came to mind at the time.
Yahtzee CroshawTags: murder hindsight black-humor
This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I'd spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she'd turned out to be.
Yahtzee CroshawTags: death humour hindsight dying black-humor
Hang your merit. I don't seek anyone's approbation.
Fyodor DostoevskyTags: funny disapproval dishonesty approval black-humor honestly fyodor-dostoyevsky approbation praise-and-worship
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