If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Dorothy Parker

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He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.

Forrest Tucker

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain

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He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.

Samuel Foote

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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

Dorothy Parker

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I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.

Stephen Bishop

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He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.

Billy Wilder

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination.

Andrew Lang

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A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'

That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.

Benjamin Disraeli

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She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Dorothy Parker

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