THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!"
He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy.
"Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--
Tags: humour comedy percy-jackson rick-riordan fiction-fantasy the-son-of-neptune terminus polybotes
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
Carroll BryantTags: humor funny comedy humorous comedy-humor comical funny-humor relationship-humor
To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.
Criss JamiTags: humor thinking philosophy funny thought philosopher comedy teaching leadership authority funny-but-true comedian sense-of-humor reversal taught challenging rethinking reverse challenging-authority comedic reconsideration deeper-thought
If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten
Benny BellamacinaTags: humor wisdom life philosophy comedy
Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
Carroll BryantTags: humor humorist comedy humorous comedy-humor humorous-quotes
Hey, he's not using a holster," I said, glancing at Alex's on the dresser. He laughed out loud. "Yeah, I guess he must want something shooting off. It'd be so great if these things were true to life - the next scene would show him at hospital like, clutching himself in agony."'Angel - L.A.Weatherly
L.A.WeatherlyAnd okay, fine. If you have to kiss her, you have to kiss her. And believe me, I do not envy you. That's taking one for the team a little far. I mean, I think I'd rather endure the stabbing myself instead of having to kiss her.
Gena ShowalterIt really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.
Philip K. DickTags: interview funny tragedy comedy
Your boss loves your ideas ... it's you he doesn't care about.
Steven CharlesTags: humor inspirational comedy
Poetry is only the highest eloquence of passion, the most vivid form of expression that can be given to our conception of anything, whether pleasurable or painful, mean or dignified, delightful or distressing. It is the perfect coincidence of the image and the words with the feeling we have, and of which we cannot get rid in any other way, that gives an instant "satisfaction to the thought." This is equally the origin of wit and fancy, of comedy and tragedy, of the sublime and pathetic.
William HazlittTags: poetry writing tragedy comedy
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