College wasn't like the real world. In the real world people dropped names based on their renown. In college, people dropped names based on their obscurity.
Jeffrey EugenidesNothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.
Mindy KalingTags: humor life inspirational friendship dreams comedy
Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.
Jaime ReedTags: comedy
He who writes books that aim to convince is a comedian, too, just a comedian. What has he got to offer others, apart from chains, still more chains? Fiction never liberated anyone. No one ever brought anything back from voyages through dream worlds.
J.M.G. Le ClézioThose of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here.
Alan RickmanTags: humor comedy alan-rickman
Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.
Terry PratchettTags: comedy
Where have all the Fembots gone?
Ren GarciaTags: humor fantasy science-fiction comedy quotes author ren-garcia the-league-of-elder
It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.
Mindy KalingTags: humor murder fame comedy popularity kaling mindy
Haley and I would talk for hours about which member of 'N Sync we'd want to marry. After long deliberation, the answer was always J. C. Chasez. Joey
Fatone's last name was going to be “Fat One” no matter how great he was, and even though they didn't know at their
age that Lance Bass was gay outright, they sensed he'd make a better good friend and confidante. As for Justin Timberlake, well, JT was the coolest and hottest, but too flashy, so we couldn't trust him to be faithful. J. C. Chasez was the smart compromise.
Tags: humor life comedy ideal-man jc-chasez jt n-sync
Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down.
Chris CrutcherTags: perspective tragedy comedy
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