College wasn't like the real world. In the real world people dropped names based on their renown. In college, people dropped names based on their obscurity.

Jeffrey Eugenides

Tag: humor comedy



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Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.

Mindy Kaling

Tag: humor life inspirational friendship dreams comedy



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Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.

Jaime Reed

Tag: comedy



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He who writes books that aim to convince is a comedian, too, just a comedian. What has he got to offer others, apart from chains, still more chains? Fiction never liberated anyone. No one ever brought anything back from voyages through dream worlds.

J.M.G. Le Clézio

Tag: fiction dream comedy



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Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here.

Alan Rickman

Tag: humor comedy alan-rickman



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Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.

Terry Pratchett

Tag: comedy



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Where have all the Fembots gone?

Ren Garcia

Tag: humor fantasy science-fiction comedy quotes author ren-garcia the-league-of-elder



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It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.

Mindy Kaling

Tag: humor murder fame comedy popularity kaling mindy



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Haley and I would talk for hours about which member of 'N Sync we'd want to marry. After long deliberation, the answer was always J. C. Chasez. Joey
Fatone's last name was going to be “Fat One” no matter how great he was, and even though they didn't know at their
age that Lance Bass was gay outright, they sensed he'd make a better good friend and confidante. As for Justin Timberlake, well, JT was the coolest and hottest, but too flashy, so we couldn't trust him to be faithful. J. C. Chasez was the smart compromise.

Mindy Kaling

Tag: humor life comedy ideal-man jc-chasez jt n-sync



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Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down.

Chris Crutcher

Tag: perspective tragedy comedy



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