is there any I could get a glass of water?"
[waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way some how I could get glasses of water to costomers but I keep coming up empty..... Legend has it there was a waiter here many years ago... who had figured out a way to do just that but he is long gone and with him the secret. It had something to do with a glass rack and a faucet but no one has been able to put the pieces together so I must say no there is no way. HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY!!!
Tag: comedy
If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.
Ilyas KassamTag: philosophy humour comedy kassam
Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
Jeff KinneyTag: comedy diary-of-a-wimpy-kid jeff-kinney
He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.
Paula McLainLove is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
Amunhotep Chavis El BeyTag: poetry funny comedy lol humorous-quotations inspirational-quotations motivational-quotations philosophical-quotations
Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey
Amunhotep Chavis El BeyTag: funny comedy lol humorous-quotations inspirational-quotations motivational-quotations
Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
Amunhotep Chavis El BeyTag: wisdom philosophy funny comedy quote funny-quotes philosophical-quotations
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
Amunhotep Chavis El BeyTag: humor funny comedy fun lol humorous-quotations funny-quotations
بعضهم يقول إن الحياة قصيرة، وأنك قد تموت في حادث سيارة في أي لحظة، فعليك أن تعيش كل يوم كأنه آخر أيامك. هذا هراء. الحيـاة طويلة. ومن المحتمل جداً أنك لا تموت في حادث سيارة، وعندها عليك أن تعيش مع نتائج خياراتك لمدة خمسين عاماً
Chris RockTo me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
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