is there any I could get a glass of water?"
[waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way some how I could get glasses of water to costomers but I keep coming up empty..... Legend has it there was a waiter here many years ago... who had figured out a way to do just that but he is long gone and with him the secret. It had something to do with a glass rack and a faucet but no one has been able to put the pieces together so I must say no there is no way. HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY!!!

Brian Regan

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If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.

Ilyas Kassam

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Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

Jeff Kinney

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He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.

Paula McLain

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Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

Amunhotep Chavis El Bey

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Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey

Amunhotep Chavis El Bey

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Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

Amunhotep Chavis El Bey

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In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

Amunhotep Chavis El Bey

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بعضهم يقول إن الحياة قصيرة، وأنك قد تموت في حادث سيارة في أي لحظة، فعليك أن تعيش كل يوم كأنه آخر أيامك. هذا هراء. الحيـاة طويلة. ومن المحتمل جداً أنك لا تموت في حادث سيارة، وعندها عليك أن تعيش مع نتائج خياراتك لمدة خمسين عاماً

Chris Rock

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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

Joe Rogan

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