Everything about the man spoke of virility--his quick reaction, his calm control now that danger had passed. And she'd never seen a man wield a gun in real life--it was kind of a turn-on to know that he'd protected her. Of course he had protected everyone, but he _had_ sort of singled her out by heaving her to the floor.
Stephanie BondGirls, we're fiction editors--we know how to plot, and we know how to cover our tracks. We can teach Jerry Key a lesson he'll never forget.
Stephanie BondTags: romance comedy mystery publishers editors
...big, strapping macho guys were like liquid diets--they were great for emergencies, but she wouldn't want to be on one all the time.
Stephanie BondSays here there's a reward," Mr. Hooks said.
Tallie blinked, then remembered Keith had added that tidbit for incentive. She opened her purse and scrutinized the contents of her slim wallet--twelve dollars and a book of stamps. She handed over the ten and the stamps, then tossed in a free drink coupon from Starbucks. "Thanks." Then she turned and fled.
Tags: comedy romantic-mystery
The girl says "Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore!" Which is true, Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't even forget it. But ladies, you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me saying, "Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!" "Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer!" See what I mean? All right, ladies, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform.
Dave ChappelleTags: girls funny comedy whores sluts
It's not a stereotype if it's always true.
Daniel ToshTags: funny comedy daniel-tosh
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
Daniel ToshTags: funny comedy hilarious daniel-tosh
We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.
Bruce RobinsonTags: comedy illness independent hangover unwell
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.
Patrick BatemanTags: comedy dark-humor thriller american-psycho cult christian-bale mayhem
It’s still all “ifs” “buts” and “maybes”.’
‘Maybe,’ I said. ‘But if what I’m saying is correct …
Tags: humor comedy mystery thriller weekend-in-weighton
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