I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.
Phil TorciviaIn certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it’s fight or flight. With Tommy it’s always fright and flight.
Terry Weible MurphyTags: humor comedy weekend-in-weighton
Anticipation tingled in my stomach: the kind of tingle that at first you don’t know if it’s a good tingle or a bad tingle – just a tingle.
Terry Weible MurphyTags: humor comedy mystery thriller weekend-in-weighton
I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment.
Danny WallaceTags: truth love comedy mundane-reality
In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money).
In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers.
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
Benny BellamacinaTags: humor wisdom life philosophy humour comedy sports
Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts.
Tim MinchinI'm holding a super-expandable energy-powered towel. I've made friends with space hamsters. I think we've stretched believability rather far, don't you?
Michael S. AtkinsonTags: humour comedy princess-catrina
In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong
Benny BellamacinaTags: humor wisdom life philosophy comedy
Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.
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