I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.

Phil Torcivia

Mots clés humour comedy

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In certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it’s fight or flight. With Tommy it’s always fright and flight.

Terry Weible Murphy

Mots clés humor comedy weekend-in-weighton

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Anticipation tingled in my stomach: the kind of tingle that at first you don’t know if it’s a good tingle or a bad tingle – just a tingle.

Terry Weible Murphy

Mots clés humor comedy mystery thriller weekend-in-weighton

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I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment.

Danny Wallace

Mots clés truth love comedy mundane-reality

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In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money).

In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers.

Seth Grahame-Smith

Mots clés horror comedy

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Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people

Benny Bellamacina

Mots clés humor wisdom life philosophy humour comedy sports

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Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts.

Tim Minchin

Mots clés humor love hurt comedy

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I'm holding a super-expandable energy-powered towel. I've made friends with space hamsters. I think we've stretched believability rather far, don't you?

Michael S. Atkinson

Mots clés humour comedy princess-catrina

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In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong

Benny Bellamacina

Mots clés humor wisdom life philosophy comedy

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Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.

Harlan Tarbell

Mots clés comedy eggs

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