I gotta go Seth, so I'll leave you to work on being nerdy and withdrawn.”
“It's not as easy as it looks, you know.”
“I'm sure,” Nine said with a laugh.
Tags: comedy paranormal
What are you doing?” Nine Eleven asked, noticing Seth trying to look around him. He followed Seth's gaze. “Oh.”
He turned back around and handed Seth a wry smile. “So what are you going to do about her, Seth? Create a love spell that will bend her to your will and make her your sex slave?”
“Is that how you get dates?” Seth asked.
Tags: comedy paranormal-ya
Now Vegas, while you were asleep your classmates and I were discussing time manipulation. What are your thoughts on the subject?”
“Well,” Vegas turned to the class, his captive audience and smiled, “if you can manipulate time so this bell would hurry up and ring, I'd think it’s fabuloso.” The class snickered again, but not everyone since someone else had made a similar joke just several minutes prior. Naturally, Vegas hadn't been able to hear it over the sound of his own snoring.
Tags: school comedy magic-school
98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: humor interview comedy comedians
Hey Circe, how come your horoscope predictions are never that a hot girl is gonna fall madly in love with me forever and ever?”
“Uh, cause you're a dork Seth!” She taunted.
“Oh yeah,” Seth said happily smiling at her. “That explains the devastating loneliness and constant abuse by alpha males…
Make your life the greatest story ever told!
Marie GuillaumeTags: humor comedy legal-satire
The first rule of improvisation is AGREE. Always agree and SAY YES. When you're improvising, this means you are required to agree with whatever your partner has created. So if we're improvising and I say, 'Freeze, I have a gun,' and you say, 'That's not a gun. It's your finger. You're pointing your finger at me,' our improvised scene has ground to a halt. But if I say, 'Freeze, I have a gun!' and you say, 'The gun I gave you for Christmas! You bastard!' then we have started a scene because we have AGREED that my finger is in fact a Christmas gun.
Tina FeyTags: humor comedy improvisation
The second rule of improvisation is not only to say yes, but YES, AND. You are supposed to agree and then _add something of your own._ If I start a scene with 'I can't believe it's so hot in here,' and you just say, 'Yeah...' we're kind of at a stand-still. But if I say, 'I can't believe it's so hot in here,' and you say, 'What did you expect? We're in hell.' Or if I say, 'I can't believe it's so hot in here,' and you say, 'Yes, this can't be good for the wax figures.' Or if I say, 'I can't believe it's so hot in here,' and you say, 'I told you we shouldn't have crawled into this dog's mouth,' now we're getting somewhere.
Tina FeyTags: humor comedy improvisation
Bad improvisers block action, often with a high degree of skill. Good improvisers develop action."(p.115)
Malcolm GladwellTags: humor motivational science inspirational comedy nonfiction improvisation
Wrinkles was her big gray cat. Sierra named him Wrinkles because when he was a little baby he had a wrinkly face. He slept in Sierra's room, but not always on the bed. Mommy said that was 'cause Wrinkles had an attitude. Most cats had attitudes, actually.
Karen KingsburyTags: friendship cats comedy
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