Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy insane funny-and-random
If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
She wasn't blotto, she was plotting.
Susanna KaysenTags: crazy girl plotting blotto lightbulbs
I suppose if you take one part asshole and mix one part drugs, then stir in too much money for a man’s own good, this is the kind of crazy gravy you end up with.
A. Violet EndTags: crazy tristan billionaire clone erotic-adventure
I'd always thought that in another world, in another time, if he hadn't been so crazy abusive, Tristan and I could have been a beautiful thing. Our connection could have been the work of art that every other relationship fell short against. I could feel it now in the way he held my hand. I could feel it in the way my heart stirred when I heard his voice.
A. Violet EndTags: crazy what-if billionaire
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