Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
Josh SternMots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification
Josh SternMots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy insane funny-and-random
If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator
Josh SternMots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco
Josh SternMots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow
Josh SternMots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
Josh SternMots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub
Josh SternMots clés humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
She wasn't blotto, she was plotting.
Susanna KaysenMots clés crazy girl plotting blotto lightbulbs
I suppose if you take one part asshole and mix one part drugs, then stir in too much money for a man’s own good, this is the kind of crazy gravy you end up with.
A. Violet EndMots clés crazy tristan billionaire clone erotic-adventure
I'd always thought that in another world, in another time, if he hadn't been so crazy abusive, Tristan and I could have been a beautiful thing. Our connection could have been the work of art that every other relationship fell short against. I could feel it now in the way he held my hand. I could feel it in the way my heart stirred when I heard his voice.
A. Violet EndMots clés crazy what-if billionaire
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