How can we cash out-of-town checks when don't know whether a town's still there?

Pat Frank

Tags: books dark-humor pat-frank

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I have not looked at Carlos since the meeting...Being around him is like walking around with the flu...The need to lie down in a darkened room and let my hatred of him run through me is almost insurmountable.

Kathleen Maher

Tags: dark-humor hate-to-love

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Everything's just fucking Disney with you.

Nenia Campbell

Tags: random dark sarcasm dark-humor disney naivete

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You are fifty different kinds of twisted."

"Only fifty? Val, you wound me.

Nenia Campbell

Tags: humor evil dark horror dark-humor parody

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He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.

Jonas Eriksson

Tags: humor horror dark-humor

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Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.
And killing people.

Jonas Eriksson

Tags: horror dark-humor thriller psychopath

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You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said.
And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her.

Jonas Eriksson

Tags: dark-humor thriller horror-romance psychopath

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You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

Jonas Eriksson

Tags: horror dark-humor thriller-horror psychopath

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You sick bastard,” she said.
“Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.

Jonas Eriksson

Tags: dark-humor psychopaths horror-romance thriller-horror

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I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?

Jonas Eriksson

Tags: humor dark-humor

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