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A difference in self loathing? Please. The only difference between a gun and a rope is the time it takes to tie the knot.

Justine Larbalestier

Tags: dark-humor

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I try to keep in mind” I recite dryly as I run the front sight of my pistol over his face, “that my life is only as significant, as I am to the lives of others.”
He’s sobbing and won’t look up from the floor so I lean close to his ear and ask softly, “Would you say that I’m significant to your life?

Dennis Sharpe

Tags: torture dark-humor badassery

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The rest of us can find happiness in misery.

Fall Out Boy

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So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.

Sherman Alexie

Tags: friendship death poverty dark-humor poor

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[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST!
And that thought just cracked me up.]
It was like my friends had walked over the backs of baby seals in order to get to the beach where they could protest against the slaughter of baby seals.

Sherman Alexie

Tags: protest funny dark-humor irony baby seals misguided-protest

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Love is a madness. Love is Failer - Durzo Blint

Brent Weeks

Tags: fantasy dark-humor

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Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint

Brent Weeks

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Assassination is an art, milord, and I am the city’s most accomplished artist - Durzo Blint