The best Quotes on Earth!

A man’s greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint

Your Majesty,” Durzo said gravely. “A man of your stature’s cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears.” - Durzo Blint

Brent Weeks

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If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged

Terry Pratchett

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Life's a grave dig it.

K.R. Helms

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Jaz is their drummer. He’s pretty damn good too. Hell, he’s pretty damn good at everything he’s ever tried. Creative little shit.

Lissa Matthews

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Bomb', Reyes said, not bothering to look up.
'One of ours?' Maddox insisted...
'Hardly. I know better than to blow myself up,' Reyes sighed.

Gena Showalter

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Stridey-Man' asked, Want 2 vacay w/me?
William snorted as he typed. Romantic getaway for 2? UR not my type, dickwad.
Fuck U. i'm everybody's types. So U in or out?Last chance in or out?
In
Knew U couldn't resist me. B ready in 5.
Right on. Make it 10. I want 2 style my hair for U. U know, just how U like it.
ASSHOLE.

Gena Showalter

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I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.

Andrew Lawrence

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My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin.

Deanne Smith

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I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.