Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.
Jim BentonTags: humor dumb diary teacher dear
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago
Dan QuayleTags: dumb geography chicago gaffe
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan QuayleTags: dumb
Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins.
Dan QuayleOh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
Drew BarrymoreIt’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan QuayleWell, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
Oliver HardyTags: dumb gullibility marry hardy laurel
There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:
1. Can I please go to the bathroom?
2. Where is the bathroom?
3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?
4. I don't understand anything you've said in the last thirty minutes. Could you explain it again? Also the last six weeks.
Tags: dumb funny question bathroom
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Dan QuayleTags: dumb
They need to practice harder," he said. 'If they're really going to do this, they need to work much harder.'
'They will," I assured him. 'But they got better, right?'
Baz laughed. 'Are you going to stand in front of them during their gigs too? If so, make sure you get equal billing. People will pay a lot to see the girl with the broom.
Tags: dumb fun broom five-flavors-of-dumb gigs
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