Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.

Jim Benton

Mots clés humor dumb diary teacher dear



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It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago

Dan Quayle

Mots clés dumb geography chicago gaffe



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I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Dan Quayle

Mots clés dumb



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Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins.

Dan Quayle

Mots clés dumb sports



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Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!

Drew Barrymore

Mots clés dumb humour affection



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It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

Dan Quayle

Mots clés humor dumb



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Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.

Oliver Hardy

Mots clés dumb gullibility marry hardy laurel



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There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:
1. Can I please go to the bathroom?
2. Where is the bathroom?
3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?
4. I don't understand anything you've said in the last thirty minutes. Could you explain it again? Also the last six weeks.

Jim Benton

Mots clés dumb funny question bathroom



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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

Dan Quayle

Mots clés dumb



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They need to practice harder," he said. 'If they're really going to do this, they need to work much harder.'

'They will," I assured him. 'But they got better, right?'

Baz laughed. 'Are you going to stand in front of them during their gigs too? If so, make sure you get equal billing. People will pay a lot to see the girl with the broom.

Antony John

Mots clés dumb fun broom five-flavors-of-dumb gigs



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