Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.

Ivan Stoikov

Tags: fantasy science-fiction funny fun science-fiction-romance funny-humor fantasy-fiction allan-bard sci-fy



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С любовью, - медленно проговорила Фрингилья, - всё обстоит так же, как с почечными коликами. Пока не схватит, даже не представляешь себе, что это такое. А когда об этом рассказывают - не веришь.

Andrzej Sapkowski

Tags: fantasy polish the-witcher



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Maxine,” Grant said, but I barely heard him. I was lost in that vision, in those emotions—the pain, and hunger for pain, forming the root of so much
agonized rage.
“ ‘Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate,’” I muttered.
“Yoda, from Star Wars?”
“ ‘Hate leads to suffering.’” I met his gaze. “Yoda knows his shit, man.”
Grant’s mouth crooked in a gentle smile.

Marjorie M. Liu

Tags: humor fantasy dark-fantasy hunter-kiss reaper-kings



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It’s okay. I’m—”
“Fine?” Joseph chimed in. “Obviously not. You need to be checked out by a doctor.”
“I am a doctor.” I rolled my eyes at him, but that didn’t deter him from his train of thought.
“Not that kind of doctor.”
“What is ‘that kind of doctor’ going to say when they see my shimmering pink blood, Joseph?” I changed my voice to mimic one of a concerned doctor. “I’m sorry ma’am, you appear to be suffering from a mild case of Pretty Pretty Princess syndrome. Have you ingested any magical woodland faeries recently?

Laura Kreitzer

Tags: humor fantasy angels faeries soul-stalker timeless-series-fiction



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Trust no one," said Sullivan, "especially Teachers.

A.J. Arias

Tags: fantasy science-fiction young-adult dystopian



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Where do you get dreams like this?

Stephen R. Donaldson

Tags: imagination dreams fantasy



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Luster, bring me home.

Bruce Coville

Tags: fantasy childrens unicorns



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Where have all the Fembots gone?

Ren Garcia

Tags: humor fantasy science-fiction comedy quotes author ren-garcia the-league-of-elder



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The best way to show people true things is from a direction that they had not imagined the truth coming.

Neil Gaiman

Tags: truth writing fantasy



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His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses.

T.A. Miles

Tags: children fantasy wit clever uncle dry-humor



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