Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.
Ivan StoikovTag: fantasy science-fiction funny fun science-fiction-romance funny-humor fantasy-fiction allan-bard sci-fy
С любовью, - медленно проговорила Фрингилья, - всё обстоит так же, как с почечными коликами. Пока не схватит, даже не представляешь себе, что это такое. А когда об этом рассказывают - не веришь.
Andrzej SapkowskiTag: fantasy polish the-witcher
Maxine,” Grant said, but I barely heard him. I was lost in that vision, in those emotions—the pain, and hunger for pain, forming the root of so much
agonized rage.
“ ‘Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate,’” I muttered.
“Yoda, from Star Wars?”
“ ‘Hate leads to suffering.’” I met his gaze. “Yoda knows his shit, man.”
Grant’s mouth crooked in a gentle smile.
Tag: humor fantasy dark-fantasy hunter-kiss reaper-kings
It’s okay. I’m—”
“Fine?” Joseph chimed in. “Obviously not. You need to be checked out by a doctor.”
“I am a doctor.” I rolled my eyes at him, but that didn’t deter him from his train of thought.
“Not that kind of doctor.”
“What is ‘that kind of doctor’ going to say when they see my shimmering pink blood, Joseph?” I changed my voice to mimic one of a concerned doctor. “I’m sorry ma’am, you appear to be suffering from a mild case of Pretty Pretty Princess syndrome. Have you ingested any magical woodland faeries recently?
Tag: humor fantasy angels faeries soul-stalker timeless-series-fiction
Trust no one," said Sullivan, "especially Teachers.
A.J. AriasTag: fantasy science-fiction young-adult dystopian
Where do you get dreams like this?
Stephen R. DonaldsonTag: imagination dreams fantasy
Luster, bring me home.
Bruce CovilleTag: fantasy childrens unicorns
Where have all the Fembots gone?
Ren GarciaTag: humor fantasy science-fiction comedy quotes author ren-garcia the-league-of-elder
The best way to show people true things is from a direction that they had not imagined the truth coming.
Neil GaimanHis father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses.
T.A. MilesTag: children fantasy wit clever uncle dry-humor
« prima precedente
Pagina 63 di 163.
prossimo ultimo »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.