Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
Criss JamiTags: humor laughter opinions stupidity be-yourself funny ignorance witty personality clever mockery differences jokes everyone similarities funny-but-true sense-of-humor being-yourself traits comedic personality-types types
The logic behind patriotism is a mystery. At least a man who believes that his own family or clan is superior to all others is familiar with more than 0.000003% of the people involved.
Criss JamiTags: humor family people belief nationalism patriotism patriotic funny arrogance logic sarcasm statistics mystery illogical pride true country superiority superior inferiority nation bias funny-but-true patriot clan irrational sarcastic percent arrogant inferior estimate estimated estimation percentage prideful stat statistic stats
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.
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With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing.
Criss JamiTags: humor life thinking education social freedom philosophy peace contentment mind funny thought freedom-of-thought balance rationality regrets poise peace-of-mind education-system social-norms funny-but-true composure sociality unstoppable-force unstoppable
To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.
Criss JamiTags: humor thinking philosophy funny thought philosopher comedy teaching leadership authority funny-but-true comedian sense-of-humor reversal taught challenging rethinking reverse challenging-authority comedic reconsideration deeper-thought
I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the middle of the night and starts thrashing it. I sometimes love it the next morning, but other times it is an abomination.
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Psychobabble attempts to redefine the entire English language just to make a correct statement incorrect. Psychology is the study of why someone would try to do this.
Criss JamiTags: humor language psychology funny justification fallacy deceit incorrect argue debate english study babble funny-but-true debating arguing correct argumentation refutation self-justification babbling craftiness fallacies psychobabble redefine retorts wrongness
I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.
Criss JamiTags: humor men women fantasy funny genius affection wise attraction imagine wizard funny-but-true swordsman otherworld gallant
Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
Criss JamiTags: humor parties social people funny hell saints party socializing introversion funny-but-true introvert introverts partying
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
Charles M. SchulzTags: advice-for-daily-living funny-but-true
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