CONFESSION NO. 1 Most women find the bloating, cramping, and bitchiness of PMS bothersome at worst. I turn into a monster a week before my period…literally.

Ronda Thompson

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Lou, honey, I'll buy you a new pair of shoes if you'll stop flashing your panties at everyone sitting across the room from us. You are wearing panties, right?"
I glance up and across at Stefan. His words register a moment later and my head swivels toward the other side of the room. There are a number of people staring at me. One of them is Detective Terry Shay. Or I think it is. He's not looking directly at me. He's looking up my skirt

Ronda Thompson

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CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun…and live to tell about it the next day.

Ronda Thompson

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If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.

Charlaine Harris

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Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Charlaine Harris

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Our nannas are losers.

Barbara Park

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Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!

Lewis Carroll

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The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.

William Shakespeare

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Miłość jest jak wędlina: jest salami i jest mortadela.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón

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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Dave Barry

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