CONFESSION NO. 1 Most women find the bloating, cramping, and bitchiness of PMS bothersome at worst. I turn into a monster a week before my period…literally.
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Lou, honey, I'll buy you a new pair of shoes if you'll stop flashing your panties at everyone sitting across the room from us. You are wearing panties, right?"
I glance up and across at Stefan. His words register a moment later and my head swivels toward the other side of the room. There are a number of people staring at me. One of them is Detective Terry Shay. Or I think it is. He's not looking directly at me. He's looking up my skirt
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CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun…and live to tell about it the next day.
Ronda ThompsonMots clés funny
If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.
Charlaine HarrisMots clés funny sookie-eric
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.
Charlaine HarrisMots clés funny sookie-eric
Our nannas are losers.
Barbara ParkWhy it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!
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The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
William ShakespeareMiłość jest jak wędlina: jest salami i jest mortadela.
Carlos Ruiz ZafónElectricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
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