If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.
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Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.
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I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.
Stephen KingYou know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?
Chris RockMots clés humor funny comedy everyday-life observational-comedy
You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself."
Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by myself. I was planning on incorporating a backflip into my next walk across the classroom but on second thought...
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We have all been empowered by the web: everyone with a keyboard can now effectively broadcast to a national audience. In a sense, it puts each of us on the same footing as the major media conglomerates, except for AOL, who now apparently own all our thoughts and teeth.
John HodgmanMots clés funny author aol areas-of-my-expertise daily-show john-hodgman
Sheep hurt my father, and through my father, sheep have also hurt me.
Haruki MurakamiMots clés funny
One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.
Laurell K. HamiltonMots clés funny bad-ass anita-blake
Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.
Rachel VincentMots clés funny
Behind me, Marc made a soft whistling sound, clearly impressed. “That’s not standard procedure,” he said, his tone entirely too reasonable as he leaned over the stray’s body to open the back passenger-side door.
“Yeah, well, I’m not your standard enforcer.
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