Matt would stare at Andrew for 10 minutes. It's depressing that people are different. Everyone should be one person, who should then kill itself in hand-to-hand combat.
Tao LinTags: funny
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
Laurell K. HamiltonTags: funny bad-ass anita-blake
Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle.
Laurie Halse AndersonTags: funny true looks up to cool
Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.
Sherman AlexieTags: funny
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
George CarlinAs it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.
George CarlinHow is it possible to have a civil war?
George CarlinTags: humor war funny terminology euphemism
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
George CarlinIf everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.
George CarlinTags: humor compassion peace funny
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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