Matt would stare at Andrew for 10 minutes. It's depressing that people are different. Everyone should be one person, who should then kill itself in hand-to-hand combat.

Tao Lin

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Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

Laurell K. Hamilton

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Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle.

Laurie Halse Anderson

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Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.

Sherman Alexie

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How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

George Carlin

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As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.

George Carlin

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How is it possible to have a civil war?

George Carlin

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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

George Carlin

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If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.

George Carlin

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Always drink upstream from the herd.

Will Rogers

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