A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who’da thought?
Diane M. HaynesTags: humor inspirational friendship love laughter funny fun supernatural
Results for "I looked as respectable as the bum they were booking. I fancied I smelled better, but perhaps not. I've noticed that most of us don't have a clue what we smell like to other people. It's almost as though our noses blank us out in self-defense.
Sue GraftonTags: funny
I prefer the term 'resourceful twit.' - Kara
S.M. Boycehe was gone off to London, merely to have his hair cut...there was an air of foppery and nonsense in it which she could not approve
Jane AustenTags: funny
...he was the proud owner of a quite colossal member, which on the many awestruck occasions it had been exposed to public view had been compared variously to a giant frankfurter, an overfed python, a length of led piping, the trunk of a rogue elephant, a barrage balloon, an airport-sized Toblerone and a roll of wet wallpaper.
Jonathan CoeTags: funny
Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me
Leah RaederYou just punched a prince, Alina. I guess we can add one more act of treason to our list.”
I shook out my sore hand. My knuckles smarted. “First of all, are we so sure he really is a prince? And second, you’re just jealous.”
“Of course I’m jealous. I thought I was going to get to punch him. That isn’t the point.
Tags: jealousy funny alina-starkov malyen-oretsev
For every guy who loves being a dad, there’s another who realizes too late that he’s created something his wife loves more than him.
Mark R. BrandTags: truth marriage dark funny parenting hidden thoughts mean fatherhood unspoken
I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth.
Javier BardemTags: belief atheism funny atheist al-pacino
SUBJECT: Real original
Dear Dark Assholes,
I get the point. Showing me that you know how to log onto a computer and utilize Google must’ve taken some pretty keen strategizing on your part.
Really, really cool trick. Now leave me the hell alone.
-The DL
Tags: funny strong-women
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