A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who’da thought?
Diane M. HaynesStichwörter: humor inspirational friendship love laughter funny fun supernatural
Results for "I looked as respectable as the bum they were booking. I fancied I smelled better, but perhaps not. I've noticed that most of us don't have a clue what we smell like to other people. It's almost as though our noses blank us out in self-defense.
Sue GraftonStichwörter: funny
I prefer the term 'resourceful twit.' - Kara
S.M. BoyceStichwörter: funny treason twit
he was gone off to London, merely to have his hair cut...there was an air of foppery and nonsense in it which she could not approve
Jane AustenStichwörter: funny
...he was the proud owner of a quite colossal member, which on the many awestruck occasions it had been exposed to public view had been compared variously to a giant frankfurter, an overfed python, a length of led piping, the trunk of a rogue elephant, a barrage balloon, an airport-sized Toblerone and a roll of wet wallpaper.
Jonathan CoeStichwörter: funny
Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me
Leah RaederYou just punched a prince, Alina. I guess we can add one more act of treason to our list.”
I shook out my sore hand. My knuckles smarted. “First of all, are we so sure he really is a prince? And second, you’re just jealous.”
“Of course I’m jealous. I thought I was going to get to punch him. That isn’t the point.
Stichwörter: jealousy funny alina-starkov malyen-oretsev
For every guy who loves being a dad, there’s another who realizes too late that he’s created something his wife loves more than him.
Mark R. BrandStichwörter: truth marriage dark funny parenting hidden thoughts mean fatherhood unspoken
I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth.
Javier BardemStichwörter: belief atheism funny atheist al-pacino
SUBJECT: Real original
Dear Dark Assholes,
I get the point. Showing me that you know how to log onto a computer and utilize Google must’ve taken some pretty keen strategizing on your part.
Really, really cool trick. Now leave me the hell alone.
-The DL
Stichwörter: funny strong-women
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