No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah.
Kim HarrisonLife is too fleet for onomatopoeia.
Mervyn PeakeTags: life death gormenghast funny living life-lessons witty onomatopoeia fleet out-of-context
If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.
Gilles DeleuzeTags: humor philosophy relationships funny dream other fucked-up
The only difference between me and a famous writer is that I do not want to be famous.
Santosh KalwarTags: inspirational funny
Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)
Sherrilyn KenyonThe trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you'll look back and thank them for those precious fifteen seconds they just added to your life. What they don't understand is that those are just fifteen more seconds you can spend hating their guts and plotting revenge.
David SedarisTags: humor funny joke vindictive
The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, "I want to love, I want to live...
David SedarisTags: humor funny joke cleaning
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
George Jean NathanTags: funny
Who is this repulsive dwarf?
Kim HunterTags: funny golgath kim-hunter
Drab?" Soldier yelled. "I'll give you drab. Beat her, would you? Beat my wife? I'll feed your head to the vultures, you snotty little hamster with your golden pelt and buttery looks!
Kim HunterTags: funny soldier kim-hunter wizard-s-funeral
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