There are no guarantees in life, which is why my motto is to live intensely, love fiercely and to always have two shelties.
Priscilla CoganTags: humor-inspirational
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
Ellen DeGeneresTags: inspirational-quotes humor-inspirational
It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.
Ellen DeGeneresTags: inspirational-life humor-inspirational
Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire. And besides, he was certain that Art could hear the thumping from the security desk.
Eoin ColferTags: humor humor-inspirational dwarf
think think think until you blink
ganeshsaidheerajTags: science love women poems humor-inspirational men-rights
If people were Superior to Animals, they'd take better care of the world
Benjamin HoffTags: animal-rights inspirational-life humor-inspirational
Everyone's the same as much as Different they are..
Tirumal GhisewadTags: humor-inspirational
Sure, some people are afraid of steroids. Some people were afraid of fire, too. Afraid of electricity, or of splitting the atom. But I know that the body I have now is far superior to the one I was born with. I, Jose Canseco, have changed my own destiny and become more than just an athletic superstar -- I have become a superman. A god!
José CansecoTags: humor-inspirational mad-scientists
Life is a banquet and most poor s.o.b.'s are starving to death." Auntie Mame
Patrick DennisTags: humor-inspirational
You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me out of the story. I’m the plot, babe, and don’t ever forget it.
Margaret AtwoodTags: feminism humor-inspirational
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