There are no guarantees in life, which is why my motto is to live intensely, love fiercely and to always have two shelties.

Priscilla Cogan

Stichwörter: humor-inspirational



Weiter zum Zitat


I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

Ellen DeGeneres

Stichwörter: inspirational-quotes humor-inspirational



Weiter zum Zitat


It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.

Ellen DeGeneres

Stichwörter: inspirational-life humor-inspirational



Weiter zum Zitat


Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire. And besides, he was certain that Art could hear the thumping from the security desk.

Eoin Colfer

Stichwörter: humor humor-inspirational dwarf



Weiter zum Zitat


think think think until you blink

ganeshsaidheeraj

Stichwörter: science love women poems humor-inspirational men-rights



Weiter zum Zitat


If people were Superior to Animals, they'd take better care of the world

Benjamin Hoff

Stichwörter: animal-rights inspirational-life humor-inspirational



Weiter zum Zitat


Everyone's the same as much as Different they are..

Tirumal Ghisewad

Stichwörter: humor-inspirational



Weiter zum Zitat


Sure, some people are afraid of steroids. Some people were afraid of fire, too. Afraid of electricity, or of splitting the atom. But I know that the body I have now is far superior to the one I was born with. I, Jose Canseco, have changed my own destiny and become more than just an athletic superstar -- I have become a superman. A god!

José Canseco

Stichwörter: humor-inspirational mad-scientists



Weiter zum Zitat


Life is a banquet and most poor s.o.b.'s are starving to death." Auntie Mame

Patrick Dennis

Stichwörter: humor-inspirational



Weiter zum Zitat


You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me out of the story. I’m the plot, babe, and don’t ever forget it.

Margaret Atwood

Stichwörter: feminism humor-inspirational



Weiter zum Zitat


« erste vorherige
Seite 17 von 19.
nächste letzte »

©gutesprueche.com

Data privacy

Imprint
Contact
Wir benutzen Cookies

Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.

OK Ich lehne Cookies ab