Kadehlerimizi tokuşturup rakılarımızı yudumladık. "Fezai Bey sevgilimin uzaylı olduğunu iddia ediyor," dedim.
"Bütün kadınlar öyledir," dedi Kız Tevfik.
"Seninki hariç," dedi Tahtakafa. "Seninki, bildiğin orospu."
"Uzaylı orospu olmaz diye bir kanun mu var?" şeklinde beklemediğim derecede sakin bir karşılık verdi Kız Tevfik, Bafra'nın dumanını efkârla üflerken. "Ne yapsın? Kader kurbanı işte.
Tags: humor-inspirational gizliajans
There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
William J. BennettTags: inspirational humor-inspirational
If you don't want to cook, you should try throwing a dish.
Shin Kyung-SookTags: humor-inspirational
Parker fixated on the envelope's precise penmanship as she lifted it. Her grandmother rarely took the time to write her own name in the return address, let alone give it the aesthetic attention that this one so seemed to demand. Once, when Parker questioned her on this, her grandmother casually asserted that she "didn't quite believe in envelopes" as if this were a debatable concept like Socialism or wearing white after Labor Day.
Abby SlovinTags: humor humor-inspirational
I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.
Cassandra DuffyTags: writing-humor writing-life humor-inspirational
You will die like a dog for no good reason.
Ernest HemingwayTags: dark horror humor-inspirational
...it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone else into the same ridiculous mould. It’s an artist’s right to rebel against the world’s stupidity.
E.A. BucchianeriTags: humor individuality inspirational art stupidity be-yourself rebels funny artists creative-process encouragement irony rebellion rebel uniqueness ironic catholic-author humor-inspirational gadfly irony-of-life stupidity-of-man
... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.
E.A. BucchianeriTags: humor art be-yourself funny creativity artists creative-process boredom arts-and-humanities humor-inspirational bored predictable predictability creative-people
Painting working!
Elizabeth GilbertTags: humor-inspirational
Back off, Jack-I got four brothers protecting my ass,' and I just rode on by him
Elizabeth GilbertTags: humor-inspirational
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