Slaying dragons, melting witches, and banishing demons is all fun and games until someone loses a sidekick—then it’s personal. The bad guy isn’t just the “bad guy” anymore, he’s the BAD GUY!
Michael J. SullivanTags: humor writing-craft humor-inspirational
Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.
Joan JettTags: rock-music humor-inspirational rock-and-roll boobs guts balls joan-jett gumption
Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, "make me one with everything.
New York MagazineTags: buddha humor-inspirational hot-dog
figthting for peace is like fucking for verginity
samuel maschalTags: humor-inspirational
You can spend a lot of time trying to figure out how men think, and you'll always be wrong. That's because they're so much simpler than we are. They don't think half the time. They just want what they want and then go for it.
Kim GatlinTags: humor-inspirational
Why sadness was created?
So we could rest from laughing.
Tags: life happiness inspiration humor-inspirational
I feel about John ['s gospel] like I feel about my wife; I love her very much, but I wouldn't claim to understand her.
(Following Jesus, p. 27.)
Tags: humor-inspirational
I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.
Dennis LehaneTags: humor advice character humor-inspirational
Friends are the support bras of life. We don't let each other down.
Lisa KleypasTags: humor-inspirational
No one ever excused his way to success.
Dave Del DottoTags: inspirational excuses humor-inspirational
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