Those with all the answers have not asked enough questions.
Belva Rae StaplesTags: humor humor-inspirational
You might have announced in front of the entire football team and cheerleading squad that I
fictitiously liked what your hands did to me, but I just made you come with one finger, so tell me now who has the skills.
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Perhaps you're not crazy, but you're very creative.
Ellen SussmanTags: humor-inspirational
My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.
Glen CookTags: humor-inspirational
I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.
Chris RockTags: humor-inspirational
Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.
MaryJanice DavidsonTags: humor-inspirational
Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It's just a matter of where you're standing.
Charlie FletcherTags: humor-inspirational
You see, the journey of life is a wondrous thing. There are no maps, and no rest stops. You follow the signs as best you can, and suddenly you’re there. Wherever you are, that is.
P.J. BracegirdleTags: humor-inspirational
I must go down to the seas again
to find where I
buried the hatchet with Yesterday.
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Don't judge a cat by its coat.
Magdalena VandenBergTags: inspirational cats animals pets humor-inspirational
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